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Sex
talk is great – but sex talk on a first date? That’s questionable. Most
guys will probably jump at this, but if she’s open to talking about
sex, preferences, likes and dislikes on your first date, you can be sure
that there’s nothing this girl won’t like!
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1.That Crazy Animal Lady
I love animals as much as the next man but when she talks and talks and talks and talks about her love for animals on the first date, get ready to turn into a fly and fly the hell away. We respect her love for our four-legged friends, but when she talks about nothing but her love for the four-legged pals, then there’s a problem, guys. Who knows, this one could be the crazy cat/dog lady who sees nothing beyond fur, meows and barks… and not in the way we like it!
2.The Overly Religious One
Oh God almighty! If she rants about religion and religion alone, we’re left wondering if this is an indirect way of her telling us to behave. Personal beliefs or not, none of us want a lecture on the big man above watching over us all. Besides, I’m wondering if she’ll expect me to worship at her altar at home every time I visit. A bit of a stretch? Maybe? But hey, a religious conversation on a first date is a bit of a stretch too, don’t you think?
3.The Bigot
Okay, so this one may possibly get stoned and if you’re with her, you will get stoned too. I’m all for light-hearted mockery and the one-off joke on a particular religion and/or race, however, if she leans towards open prejudice, that’s a red signal right there. Besides, if she is a bigot, it could be just the tip of the iceberg; an iceberg you want to get away from as soon as possible!
4.The Sex Talker
Sex talk is great – but sex talk on a first date? That’s questionable. Most guys will probably jump at this, but if she’s open to talking about sex, preferences, likes and dislikes on your first date, you can be sure that there’s nothing this girl won’t like! Run, run a mile in the opposite direction because this one will be open to just about anything (no pun intended).
5.The Book Hater
We get it, women come with their own likes and dislikes. But one who openly admits to hating books is someone who is blasé about her lack of intellect. To make things worse, this is your first date. And if she’s so blasé about her lack of intellect, no one wants to know what else she’s blasé about! Additionally, if you take her to social gatherings, there’s no telling what her loose tongue might say there! And this is something you really don’t want to find out.
6.The Teen Vocabulary Lover
So “like” you ride a bike? So “like” you travel? “Yo”, how you doin’, yo? Render yourself deaf if your date is stuck in her teens. The ’90s belonged to the last millennium and if your date is stuck there, it’s time to leave her there and get the hell out, yo!
7.The Ex Obsessed
ALARM BELL, RED FLAG, and all the other little indicators that tell you to get on your high horse and gallop away. If your date talks about her ex-boyfriend on your first date, you can be sure that she isn’t over him just yet. In fact, she’s possibly wondering if they can get back together. Besides, if a woman talks about her ex on the first date, she’s not just needy, she’s stupid. You’re not one of her gal pals, you’re her date and she ought to treat you like her date. If she’s bringing out the tissues over her ex, take an ex-press route out.
I love animals as much as the next man but when she talks and talks and talks and talks about her love for animals on the first date, get ready to turn into a fly and fly the hell away. We respect her love for our four-legged friends, but when she talks about nothing but her love for the four-legged pals, then there’s a problem, guys. Who knows, this one could be the crazy cat/dog lady who sees nothing beyond fur, meows and barks… and not in the way we like it!
2.The Overly Religious One
Oh God almighty! If she rants about religion and religion alone, we’re left wondering if this is an indirect way of her telling us to behave. Personal beliefs or not, none of us want a lecture on the big man above watching over us all. Besides, I’m wondering if she’ll expect me to worship at her altar at home every time I visit. A bit of a stretch? Maybe? But hey, a religious conversation on a first date is a bit of a stretch too, don’t you think?
3.The Bigot
Okay, so this one may possibly get stoned and if you’re with her, you will get stoned too. I’m all for light-hearted mockery and the one-off joke on a particular religion and/or race, however, if she leans towards open prejudice, that’s a red signal right there. Besides, if she is a bigot, it could be just the tip of the iceberg; an iceberg you want to get away from as soon as possible!
4.The Sex Talker
Sex talk is great – but sex talk on a first date? That’s questionable. Most guys will probably jump at this, but if she’s open to talking about sex, preferences, likes and dislikes on your first date, you can be sure that there’s nothing this girl won’t like! Run, run a mile in the opposite direction because this one will be open to just about anything (no pun intended).
5.The Book Hater
We get it, women come with their own likes and dislikes. But one who openly admits to hating books is someone who is blasé about her lack of intellect. To make things worse, this is your first date. And if she’s so blasé about her lack of intellect, no one wants to know what else she’s blasé about! Additionally, if you take her to social gatherings, there’s no telling what her loose tongue might say there! And this is something you really don’t want to find out.
6.The Teen Vocabulary Lover
So “like” you ride a bike? So “like” you travel? “Yo”, how you doin’, yo? Render yourself deaf if your date is stuck in her teens. The ’90s belonged to the last millennium and if your date is stuck there, it’s time to leave her there and get the hell out, yo!
7.The Ex Obsessed
ALARM BELL, RED FLAG, and all the other little indicators that tell you to get on your high horse and gallop away. If your date talks about her ex-boyfriend on your first date, you can be sure that she isn’t over him just yet. In fact, she’s possibly wondering if they can get back together. Besides, if a woman talks about her ex on the first date, she’s not just needy, she’s stupid. You’re not one of her gal pals, you’re her date and she ought to treat you like her date. If she’s bringing out the tissues over her ex, take an ex-press route out.
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