Thursday 5 September 2013

15 Mistakes Men Make In Bed

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15. Zero Protection 
There is nothing more disappointing than being with a man when he does not have protection. Get smart guys. Don’t leave home without it!

14. Being Too Aggressive
Women need a little romancing. It’s not all about the clitoris. The brain is the largest erogenous zone… think about it…

13. Being Too Passive
Women don’t feel comfortable being the sexual vixens that they were intended to be. Society has taught us that we must wait for the man to make the first move. So if you’re waiting for her, and she’s waiting for you — who’s having fun?

12. The Invisible Touch
Women are not fragile. They can be touched and caressed. They don’t need to be beaten, but it’s nice to feel the touch of the person doing the touching.

11. Clicking The Mouse
Women feel pain. This is a sensitive area. We don’t like rough fingers or jaded nails, and don’t respond well to very rough play in that area. Take your frustration out on your computers, not us!

10. The Wandering Hand
Teasing is nice, but not as an Olympic event. Don’t let your hand wander everywhere for too long. Give her a little something to be thankful for.

9. Going Down Halfway
Once you start going down, don’t stop at the belly button; keep on going or just don’t go past the neck at all.

8. Not Using Those Digits
You were made with penetrating fingers for a reason. It doesn’t take a Baryshnikov to coordinate this with your tongue!

7. Less Than Zero
There is nothing worse than being with a man and not knowing whether he is dead or alive. Sex is not a chore or an inconvenience. Smile, laugh and breathe.

6. Slapping Her Butt
Unless you have discussed this already, many women do not harbor pornographic fantasies. Sex should be empowering, not degrading. If you want to slap her butt, then you should expect the same in return.

5. “Who’s Your Daddy?” 
Although lots of women are down with role-playing, most girls don’t want to play with their daddies. Be careful with your words.

4. Didja Cum? 
For a woman, not knowing whether her man reached orgasm or not is a big attack on her ego. She wants to know she pleased you. Make it known to her. It shouldn’t be a secret.

3. Didja Cum II? 
Why do men always ask this? You’ll know… I promise!

2. Excuses, Excuses
Women know that men are only human. If you can’t get it up, save the excuses. We’re educated enough to know that it’s not us. Besides, your energy is better spent on the task at hand.

1. Toy Suprises
Don’t act all surprised if she pulls her double A buddy out of her night table. It’s not an attack on your manhood! Go with it...

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