Here is a very revealing un-edited interview i found on TheNet.NG
of Pastor Biodun of COZA opening up to Chris Ihidero on the Ese Walter
issue. Read it in full below….. Its a shocker and almost unbelievable!
Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.’
Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.’
‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for
being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column
last week and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you
who still use their brain cells. The Lord be praised.’
‘Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind when you invited her to the terrace of your hotel suite?’
‘That’s not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the
congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory,
especially when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship.
Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in
Pastoral Care. That was why I invited her to the unit. And she was very
useful. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are talking about your affair with her, right?’
‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise the lord.
‘Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a
weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness.
She understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a
willing woman. She understood that I could make her no promises of
forevermore; I understood that she understood that by associating with
me I would introduce her to a level of grace she was previously unaware
of. ‘
‘Is this also the kind of understanding you had with
others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have
slept with?’
‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man
have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just
want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but
130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I
charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things
o. Praise the lord.’
‘Let’s return to her story. So, what were your intentions when you invited her to your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my heart. I had heard
some uncomplimentary stuff about her and had caught her looking at me
somehow during Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I had to intercede
for her to retain God’s glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even when I
asked her to come to the terrace it was so we could get cool breeze
during the deliverance. All was well until she sat on my laps.’
‘What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose. And when we kissed…my brother, do you eat
seedless grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent.
What was I to do? You people don’t know how hard it is to pastor a
Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there
teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women
with sly smiles; with breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their
chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking
to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my
shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.’
‘Is it true you had sex with her everyday for seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you can’t understand.’
‘Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he makes the storm
clouds. And he will send showers of rain so every field becomes a lush
pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. And what styles and positions were employed?’
‘One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were
quite experimental, you know, those things one doesn’t ask from a wife.
Praise the lord.’
‘ So I’m free to assume missionary wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was because of experimentation that we had our first quarrel.’
‘Really? What happened?’
‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie one of her legs to the
door knob and the other to the window…I thought that was too much of a
spread so I declined and she took offence. It was during round 4 on Day
7. Praise the lord.’
‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise the lord’, what I hear
is Praise the Rod. It seems to me that you spend more time doing the
rod’s work than you do doing the lord’s work.’
‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t make proclamation about me if
you don’t want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God, remember? Praise the
lord.’
‘Is this also why you’ve refused to explain yourself to your congregation?’
‘They don’t need any explanation. They know me.’
‘We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time. By the way, I don’t know your middle name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’
‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’
‘RODerick? Perfect.
‘Praise the Lord.’
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